Homeland Series 3-Episode 4 & 5-warning minor spoilers-on in the UK Channel 4 or Channel # 104 on Virgin TV Sundays @ 9pm

Homeland Series 3- Episodes 4 & 5

Episode 4


“I’m an Associate at Bennet Parr & Hamilton..”

“No matter who the hell you are, you’re working for the Syrians, the Iranians”

Carrie wakes up.
“Let me go, no, no!”
(heavy breathing)
Carrie looks on.
“Is everthing here OK?”

Saul & Fera:
“That’s a hell of a way to clean money”
“Nassar Hejazi”
“You know him?”
“Yes, he played goal-keeper for Iran in the World Cup!”
“It can’t be him”
“Becuase he’s dead!”
“I’ve always dreamed of owning a football team”!

Carrie’s lawyer:
“Don’t forget to tell the board you are grateful..”
(about time Carrie had a Lawyer to fight her sectioning as it is her right)

“You’re transitioning back into the community..”

Carrie & the Judge.
“If my Dad said he was coming he will be here!”

They don’t let Carrie out.

Nurse to Carrie:
“Your nails have got long”
“We will have to trim them later”

Ah, lovely Mike returns!

Beardy guy:
“The department is weak Saul and it could die of the common cold”
“and she (Carrie) is the full blown contagion!

Virgil gives Carrie a clue:
“Say hi to your Mom for me”

Dana and boyfriend:
“Kubla Khan..down to the sunless sea..”

(birds chirp)

I don’t want to see you again Mr Bennet!”
(Mr Bennet?! very Jane Austen)

end of excerpts

So there was a real twist in the tale of this episode.  & no Brody.

Interestingly there was a point where we hear a woman crying out against a man”no, no” “Leave me alone” “Stop it!” & i immediately thought it was the young girl in Caracas.  Fighting some guy in the tower block off.


& Dana is on an adventure with her beloved, or so she thinks.


Episode 5


Mia, as obsequious as ever,
“Come in…he’s going duck hunting”
“I’m going duck hunting, how do I look?”
“Why would you want to do that?”!

So who is Max? Ah.  Virgil’s brother.

So it was Quinn who came to see Carrie in the hospital.

The Senator & Saul.
The old games..”
(geese honk)

(jazz music plays)
doesn’t it always.

“There won’t be a prouder man”
“Or a humbler”
(a humbler)

(distant drilling)
glass breaks.

She’s on her own Saul”
“She’s always been on her own”.

end of excerpts


So Homeland bowls along at a merry pace.
I know that some are rejecting it on the forums and that viewer figures are reported to have dropped.

However me, I’m loving it,  When examined I suppose this could be down to rooting for Carrie.  As when it comes down to it, Carrie is the heroine.  & thank goodness for a strong and officially feisty heroin.  Inventive, resourceful and ever a survivor.

Carrie is real, not plastic.  & if her face is ever more mobile and sometimes crying with fear and frightened with her big bug eyes i just like her all the more for it.

Since Carrie still fights back in the middle of paranoid obsessive and manic periods.  For her status, her job, her respect.
(she won’t be labelled hysterical or mad or woman)

& It’s all so very refreshing when compared to the legions of frozen faced women.  With faces like melted cats.

Yes, the disorder they have given Carrie officially and something categorically gives her character a get out clause for her behaviour.  But it also relentlessly re-labels her when useful to her superiors.

When it is the aspects of her make-up that particularly lends itself to her being very good at her job.  Me, i was silently cheering when Carrie threw her tablets away.  At the same time as exclaiming:
“No you didn’t!
(not of course that i am recommending this and we know that Carrie can get very ill)

Because Carrie wanted and needed to have all her wits about her.  A heightened mental acuity at that.  A healthy dose of paranoia isn’t really paranoia at all in her job.  It’s real.  & Carrie is right.

Right now Carrie needs all her wits about her.  Every one.

I am also liking Quinn’s new maternal protectiveness towards Carrie.  Ah.  With his little mini-binoculars that he can conjure out of thin air.

Question: why watch Carrie from the front of the house?  Since evil baddies are unlikely to knock at the door?!

Oh yes, and how did Mrs. Brody (Jessica)  know where Carrie lives?

& Duck hunting seems to be the American equivalent of hunting with hounds.  Except they go off, trundling in fancy Jeeps like a throwback to Mash with black labrador hounds and talk of trusty Remingtons.  A rifle not an electric shaver apparently.

& Saul, all in all, for all his right on mumblings about drones and the old school spy ways, is evincing the coldly calculated aspect of some kind of surreptitious CIA pimp.  With Carrie as his pawn.  He’s playing now for all or nothing.


footnotes on episode 5


& Just what on earth is the oddly subservient usually, Mira up to?  entertaining the decidedly younger than Saul and deliciously handsome “Alan Bernard”?

In the etiquette of married couples, book of and a fairly conservative one at that, where is the chapter on inviting male friends to dinner at home when husband is away?

“I didn’t expect you back for another night”
Oops.  we can see that!
I can’t quite decide if this evokes a completely innocent conscience or not.  Mira certainly didn’t mention it, which would have reflected that.  (it was no big deal)
Why not?

& Whatever happened to going out to dinner or for a drink?  Oh i guess Mira could have been spotted and that could have set tongues wagging at the CIA?  Like the CIA were bothered about such things after a full blown terrorist attack.  Perhaps Alan Bernard is a known face?
 Who knows.

I find Mira distinctly annoying, i do, i can’t help it.  She really should have given Saul a good slap by now or at least a metaphorical kick up the arse.

Mind you apart from Carrie and the new, thankfully evolving Mrs. Brody, the women in Homeland are either completely absent or carbon copy Stepford wives. OK except Ferah.

I am so proud that Mrs. Brody  remodelled the bathroom, did her own tiling and grout.  I will even forgive her her new 1950’s hair.  Although it’s getting wilder by the day.  Escaping strand by strand from her previously perfect coiffure.
 & She is ever more beautiful for it.

& Thank goodness, Dana comes home.   Because the slight slip of concentration on the road by her beloved was a very bad sign.  Methinks he was going down the road into oblivion, for the both of them. Into a tree or off the highway, on the road to nowhere.

All because he didn’t want to work in Burger King.  All right he was really rather bonkers.  But not in a good way.

I await with interest to see if my prediction for Dana comes true. Dana, deeply attached to and linked with her father whom she literally replaced with her boyfriend.
(we were shown this as Dana put her boyfriend’s photo on top of one of Brody)

Now Dana is alone with her pain, her loss, her grief again.  She is desolate and bereft.  Dana cannot or will not connect with her Mum.  She is a Daddy’s girl and the little red prayer mat is calling, her only connection to her Dad.  Dana may convert.

Wentworth Prison Series One-Episode 9-Warning-major spoilers-on in the UK Channel # 5 or on Virgin Tv Channel # 105-Wednesdays @ 10pm-this is the penultimate episode in this series

Wentworth Prison Episode 9


Tell me!”

“We’re going to need some sedation..”

Fletcher to Vera:
“She should have thought of that about her kid,”
“before she got herself put in here”

Bea does that long drawn out forever gulp of intake breath that little toddlers do when upset.

Fletch has his headphones on.
(woman’s screams echo in Fletch’s mind)

Erica & man in the suit-Channing.
“Are you propositioning me?”
“I was only offering support”
“Not unless you want to get sued”.

“I can arrange for a grief Counsellor..”

“How’s Bea?

So does Fletcher have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?

Will Jackson & Bea.
“You don’t forget, you just stop remembering so much”.
“I know it’s not the same but how about if I go?”
“Tell her her Mummy loves her to the moon and back”

Fletcher is having problems with ghostly screams in the kitchen.

He keeps checking the clock.
Then Fletcher loses an hour of time in a blackout.
All the pots are burnt.

Then Fletcher decides it would be a good idea to go over to Vera’s house drunk and clutching dinner,
“You taste of alcohol”

(Nb. i think Vera is a virgin.
she just hasn’t said)

Bea to Jackson:
“I want you  to tell me everything”

“It’s a big building”
“Nice people work there”
“The morgue is in the basement”
“two floors down in the elevator”
“and they are taking good care of her Bea”
“She looks peaceful”
“I can see that she looks like you”

“Did you tell her?”

Jackson (previously)
“Your Mum loves you to the moon and back”.

The man in the suit is called Channing.
Channing to Erica:
“I hear the lunatics have been running the asylum when I was away”.

Bea’s husband Harry:
“I was making dinner..”

“She had a boyfriend?”
“What was his name?”

Fletcher & Debbie.
She comes back to the prison.
“Don’t expect any special treatment..”
“Oh, Bea, C’mon, we will get you home, all right?”

Liz, Doreen & Erica.
Liz & Doreen plead for Bea.
“We know that rules are there for a reason but..”

Erica & Mr. Channing.
Channing is biting back now he has been turned down.
“You are going to undermine my position”
“As you have undermined mine.”

Bea & the women sit together.  Doreen in her pyjamas.

Dumb song.
“They say the home is where the heart is set in stone”
“It’s where you lay your head”
“it’s where you make your bed”
“hooome, home”…

“I think I’ll just go to bed”

i think Bea is going to kill herself.

Oh my good God..

Liz sits with Bea.
“Why didn’t you let me go?”
“You’re OK”
“What do you think Debbie will want for you?”
“It is always going to hurt”

Erica & Liz.
“I need you to be a Peer worker again”
“mediate between the women”

Fletcher & Vera.
“I was in East Timor after the referendum”
“A soldier stopped them..
“the little girl ran away..”
“he shot her”
When I heard Bea screaming…”
“Do you think I could make it up to you?”

They make a shrine for Debbie.
“Ah, that’s beautiful Dor”
“Ah thanks”

But Fletch is still hearing screams.
“I’ve seen innocent women lose their kids,”
“I don’t think we should make it easy for them..”

Doreen speaks at the funeral.
“They were best friends”
“Debbie knew you loved her, you have 16 years of memories to treasure”.

Another damn song.
“Hey, heeey!”
“My head is a jungle, jungle”
“My head is a jungle”
“My head…”


end of excerpts


Next week it is an “explosive finale”.

Yep.  We can see that in the clip where it looks like all hell is breaking loose in the prison as an arm covered in blood, reaches up to the wall to press an alarm…

So Wentworth Prison is intense, hard hitting yet affecting Drama.  I have decided that is is a genre beyond.  Since like the original Prisoner Cell Block H it pretty much breaks all the rues of dramatic convention.

Apart from possibly that of soap opera.  & that is not to undermine it,  Soap opera is the essence of drama.  We could call Wentworth Prison more opera than soap. Since it is tragedy writ so large the characters might as well be wailing hugely in operatic arias on stage.

As poor Debbie was.  Just hunched up on the floor.

So we are learning that Fletcher’s throw away comments are piling up as proof of his uncompromising views.

& Erica utters the fateful word “sue” and is sidelined by the man in the suit, Channing.

The preview says that next week Bea finds out the identity of Debbie’s boyfriend..

& she has nothing to lose.

I am going to leave the final episode unwritten.


Short Reviews of Episodes 2 & 3 of Homeland Series 3-Minor spoilers-On in the UK on Sundays @ 9pm Channel #4 or on Virgin TV Channel #104

Homeland Episodes 2 & 3

Short reviews.

Episode 2.
(abridged version)

“Fuck..you Saul….”


Footnote to the end of episode 1.
(carries on from last paragraph picturing Brody in his log cabin in the Canadian outback)

Dunno about food since we don’t know if Canada too will have his picture on the news. if they do then Brady better know how to hunt.

But wait, there may be a spy contact of Carrie’s to bring him shopping..

Episode 3.


“Shit what happened to you?”
“Something went wrong”
“I assumed..”
“Are you a doctor?”
“Interesting story..”
“Will he make it?”
“Yeah, he’s a strong one.”

Man to Brody:
“maybe somebody did you a favour once?”

Brody wakes up in pain.
The young girl jacks him up?!

“Where am I?”


Brody to Doctor:
“If you hate it then why are you here?”

“Don’t we all need to just get our strength back..”

Distant singing..
Brody sings along to one of the calls to prayer.

Episodes 2 & 3

So i will have to re-watch this as i swear i only missed a few minutes but what on earth was Brody doing shot, with a big hole in his stomach
(which just everybody and his Aunt liked to put their fingers inside)
being trundled along in a trolley in Venezuela?

Then shortly handed over to gun toting gangsters who lived in a humongous half finished tower block in Caracas?!
i mean wtf did i miss?

It was all immensely powerful and dramatic whilst being faintly ludicrous.  Not the tower block and the people in it so much. The tower block is real, i have heard of such blocks.  & the Doctor and his uhum, friend Pedro was truly sinister and scary.

For a while i was thinking it was a flashback.  & When did they shave off Brody’s hair?
Although Brody somehow looked like a young blue eyed Bruce willis.  Working the white T-shirt and jeans look to perfection.

Meanwhile Carrie is still charging around albeit in the Psychiatric Unit.  The nightmare of the endless cycle of trying to remain calm when your every utterance is taken as evidence of your paranoid madness is nerve wracking to behold.

Thank goodness Carrie really does work for the CIA.  Otherwise her claims would be taken as classic paranoia.  Carrie might as well be saying she receives radio transmission through her teeth and tin-foiling the windows.

However as Carrie points out, the CIA could have expunged her records.  A Statement which could be taken as pure paranoia. & so it goes on.

Poor Carrie, betrayed, to her mind by everybody she trusted.  Even her own family.  Everyone who has been in contact with Saul.  Who has been slithering about like a sibilant hissing serpent.  Whispering veiled threats and offers you can’t refuse in people’s ears.

Wonderful, moral, questioning and open-minded Saul of the previous series is now ruthless, swift, calculated, cold and unmoved by collateral damage.

Yes, we get it.  It’s revenge.  Driven by 200 deaths.  Maybe Saul was always like this.  He just sounds like a nice guy usually, when times are good.  It’s that gruff and grumbly voice and the Uncly, Grandpa beard.

Wentworth Prison-Series One-Episode 8-Minor spoilers only-on in the UK on Channel #5 or on Virgin TV Channel #105

Wentworth Prison Episode 8

Jac’s Episode.


Erica & Jacs
“I haven’t heard much talk on the ground..”
“I would like you to agree to go into protection..”
“If yo don’t take my offer,”
“I can’t tell how long you’ll last”..

Flashback to Jac’s Life.
“How dare Vinnie put out a hit!”
“I’ll rip his heart out!”

(back at the prison)
But what’s this?
Jacs is panting once inside her room

(muffled voices)

(steam press hisses)

Bea to Jacs:
“I only spoke up…”
Jacs (dreadful flashback)
“We all get what’s coming to us in the end…”

Bea’s daughter to Brayden:
“Is it better than smoking it?”

Fletch & Vera at lunch.
“It’s Mediterranean couscous..”
“em, there’s a Bond movie marathon”!..
“Well maybe..”

Jacs & simone.
“You’re a good woman Simone…”

& Jacs gets some bad news.
“Seven year I’ve been in here and another seven years all because of you and you’re sorry“!

Jacs walks along the corridor in slow motion…

More horrible flashbacks.

jacs to Brayden:
“It’s time, time to break up with Debbie..”
“Time’s up..”
You’ll be back!”
No, I Won’t”

end of excerpts


Well I have to say i nearly baulked about watching or writing about Wentworth Prison any more.  Since relating sexual shenanigans is one thing but describing verbatim violence is another.

Thing is, I found the ending of this episode to be utterly horrific and deeply upsetting. Not much fun to be had in writing about that.  No Siree.

I suppose i could say that Jacs takes the ultimate revenge.  Looking back on the episode we see that it is  tit for tat escalation of violence.  Predicted and warned about by Erica to Bea.

Loyalties are fluid and moving and some of the women, or nearly all and certainly Doreen: are subject to brainwashing and blackmail from the sinister power of Jacs.

Franky fearlessly fights Jacs on behalf of her gang/crew and as a lone power struggle one on one.  Indeed like the two matriarch Hippos in my original allusion.

Hey you don’t mess with a Hippo.  Ever seen two fight?  It ain’t pretty.  Likewise they could be any primates locked in a fight to the death battle.  Or at least a mortal wounding leaving the other to limp off, preferably seen as useless now and lost in status to the rest of their group.

Often left isolated and alone.

Erica too, is a powerful contender.  As once she leaves off fiddling about beneath her desk and mooning over Franky she too is battling to enforce some order, some power.

 & Erica is playing hard to get with Franky.  Either that or Erica has decided she really is straight.

& We see a whole other side to Vera that is rather unexpected. & Just what, we are left to wonder did Jacs ask Vera to do that caused Vera to have a full blown panic attack in the corridor?

Hopefully it just involved needles.

Yet how sweet and swift was Fletcher with his brilliant cure for panic attacks?
“Breathe in through the heart.”
“Breath out through the stomach.”
Look at me, look at me”

Ah.  I had high hopes for Vera & Fletcher. They may well still go to that movie.

Fletcher, whose blood-stained shirt changing caused Vera to increase her speed to furiously scrubbing the stain as we all, along with her, paused for an infinitesimal expectant moment for Fletcher to take his vest off too.  However this apparition never occurred.

But sadly Vera has given Fletcher the we-are-colleagues-and- I-wouldn’t-want-to lose-a-friend speech.

So there will be no Vera & Fletcher.
Sitting in a tree (on the steps at the prison)

Wentworth Prison-Series One- Episode 7-Warning: Adult themes which some may find upsetting-Minor spoilers only-on in the UK Channel #5-or on Virgin TV Channel #105

Wentworth Prison Series One

Episode 6

Mr. Will Jackson’s episode.


So Mr. Jackson is getting drunk and shagging.
(Whilst looking at the photo of Meg)
& is in a right bad mood the next day.

Liz to Mr. Jackson:
“Why have you done that?”
“What are we going to play with now?”

Jacs to Bea:
“Did you ask to be excused?”

Bea to Mr. Jackson:
“Can i have it back please?”
Mr. Jackson:
“So you want another favour?”
“I’m stil waiting for you to pay back the first one..” Uh oh. (He is still drunk)
“Here, fetch!”
throws the ball.

Erica & Franky.
Erica is blanking her.
“Nice ring, who’s the lucky guy?

Jacs & new girl she knows.
So Jac’s hubby really did bring her some cheese!

Jackson in the laundry room to the women:
Shut up!
(he definitely as a hangover)

Vera & Fletch .
(Fletch & Vera sitting on a tree)

Vera to Fletch:
“You can sit here if you like”
(she has her make-up really good now)

Jackson is being a complete arsehole to Vera.

Bea does Jac’s hair.
“Where is your daughter?”
“In the blue mountains”
“Where in the blue mountains?”

Liz:watching a soap opera.
“Why can’t they ever be happy?”
(Good point)

Jacs has something planned for Franky.
“It’s disgusting”
“They’re going to gang her, rape..”
“It happened to Sally”
“I took the screwdriver out”

Jackson is clubbing it and snoofing lines of Columbian marching powder.

He has a lot of lines all prepared on the coffee table.
Then Jackson gets a hallucination of Meg.  two in fact.  One in a glass-here comes the glass smashing against the wall:yep.

Bea & Jacs.
“Please don’t do this..
“I’m begging you..”
“You will get to go home one day,
“to your family”
“what kind of woman will you be?”

Will Jackson & Bea.
“there’s your stuff..”

Then Bea gets her head cut on the side of the sink.  & gets the shit kicked out of her.  Now one to the face.

Where the hell are the Prison Officers in all this?

& Doreen and Liz make up as mates.

Vera & Fletcher & his blood-stained shirt.
“Don’t use hot water, it will set the stain”

Erica to the women:
“What happened, who did this?”

Will Jackson to the women & Jacs as she sits there like a Godfather.
“Let me see your hands!
one of the women:
“I hit the door!”

Franky & Bea.
“Who did this to you?”
“I want to warn Frankt!”

Franky comes back.  Everything goes into slow motion.

Jacs smiles and sneers.
To Doreen:
“Keep an eye on her”,
“when she’s alone,
“let me know”

Will Jackson phones up Bea’s daughter.  Ah.
But he will most likely want payback.

Doreen & Jacs.
(Jacs is doing that starey Godmother thing again)

“She’s gone to the gym”

So: the screwdriver has no head.

Woah-Franky takes her revenge on Jacs:
“This one’s for Bea”!

Franky & Doreen.
“She got in your head, didn’t she?”

Bea & Erica.
“Jacs was attacked because of you,”
“next time it could be worse”
“You wanna see your daughter”
“tell me what happened!”..

Yet another nonsensical song.

“Time and tide wait for no one”
“They won’t wait for you or me”
“You got to know when to stay or go”
“when to go or be?”
“You just got to get out of the way”
“There’s nothing you can do at all but pray”..

end of excerpts


Blimey.  So pretty horrific and violent stuff.  I spent most of the time wondering where on earth the Prison staff were during all these attacks and how come the women had access to equipment or tools for that matter that could inflict so much damage on each other.

Yet take the stuff/ equipment away and there’s always the corner of the sink and hands and feet.  Oh and kettles.

It does seem that for women all presumably charged with similar crimes of attempted and actual murder: they have a fair amount of freedom to move around during the day and inside.  A set amount of time somewhere around twilight, to go into the yard.

And where are all the Prison officers when all these things are going down?  It’s not clear.  Other than being hungover in Jackson ‘s case.  & the much vaunted overstretched perhaps.