21 September 2011 12:43AM
The Bette Davis Raspberry award:for worst Sexist & Ageist stereotype of a woman since the 40’s
for Belko’s mother.
Most asinine assumed aetiology for madness award:
for the bonkerness of Belko.
Not Mom “dropping his cat in the dumpster when he was little”..
Award for deviations from the standard norm who have suitably repented:
1st prize:Holder:giant cross tatoo and blathering about God&oneness
2nd prize:Richmond:philandering ways “unhealthy but stopped now”
3rd prize:Linden who let the Father into her son’s life, becoming normal
Brave Rebel against Psychobabble award:
1st prize Stan:
psychologist “How did it make you feel?”(beating Bennet to a pulp)
Stan:”I didn’t feel anything!”
Simone de Beauvoir Raspberry Award for worst Sexist Stereotype:
1st prize Linden:
Hysterics.Shouty.More hysterics.Remembers to apply Lipstick@ all times
2nd prize Gwen:
Lovelorn over Richmond:
“I’ll come back& join the rally, hey, I’m good for something, right?”
Sexist Remark Award:
1st Prize:Holder to Linden when she raises her voice outside the casino
“Gee, is there 1 or 2 days a month that you’re NOT P.M.S-ing?”
1st prize Gwen
to Richmond’s ex-lover:
“his former indiscretions aren’t relevant to where he is now”
2nd prize Regi
pretty much anything that comes out of her mouth
special mention for psychobabble under stress:
Linden when looking for her missing son on phone to other Mother:
“Your son is making bad decisions…i appreciate your candour”!
to Holder:”We make choices to fix our bad decisions”..
Meaningless spiritual crap talk award
1st prize Holder:
“Perception is circumstantial” “Wisdom is all around”
“I see the grey, not the black and white”
Honest Admission Award:
1st prize Holder:
“To tell you the truth I love that Meth, I love that Lady..”
Blaxpoitation award circa 1970-2011
1st Prize Holder:
“Homey” “Brother” Girlfriend” “Chief” Yo” “Your white ass” “Dawg”
Not even Shaft, Huggy Bear or the guys from The Wire talked like this.
“It ain’t no thing!” Holder, you’re not the Isley Brothers..(It’s a song)
Guilt trip city emotional blackmailing award (to Linden)
Regi & Rick Joint 1st prize
with special mention to regular inclusion of a past breakdown..
Most look-alike Herman Munster award
Person most bright, bouncy & breezy, post-murder of a close relative:
The Hallmark Moment speech award
1st prize Richmond:
“My wife was the daughter of a bus-driver, she showed me things i had never seen, the beauty of a vegetable patch, the horror of a homeless shelter, if i become Mayor, it will be because of her, she will be with me”
Hallmark moment award
1st prize Stan
Slo-mo scene with little girl on pink bike where he helps her with helmet
Mitch & her Dad with photo album& her childhood dreams scrapbook..
statement of the bleeding obvious award:
Linden “She was cold, alone, he hunted her”…
Most un-politically correct language award
1st prize Belko
with a mention to questionably un-politically correct?
Linden (about the Native American Indians in the casino)
“She and her pit bulls are circling the wagons”..
Past trauma & suffering award:
conferring holier than thou status & allowing partaking of various vices
(as long as repentance is complete)
1st prize Holder
traumatic childhood allowing for meth addiction, stealing treasured gold coin from nephew, money from sister: now preaching on fatherhood, good mothering & describing Linden’s ex as a “deadbeat”
2nd prize Richmond
untimely death of his wife allowing for philandering and drinking
murder of her daughter allows for one fag/cigarette..
Most overuse of Dark as Evil award:
The Killing Remake (ever heard of daylight horror?)
French Farce award:
but with no French nor humour:(well some unintentional)
The Killing Remake
Sensing Murder award:
1st Prize Linden
for her psychic staring in Discovery woods..